F3 Tornado Alley – 5 Sep 22
AO: Ground Zero
Conditions: Happy Anniversary Day
Q: Gas Station
PAX: Gas Station, Open House, Airbags, Geek Squad, Mango, Lasso, Gilligan, Clear Coat, Treble Cleff, Dogfish, Royal,
FNG: Fanny Pack (AKA Clint Neher)
DR: N/A
MISSION/5 Principles/Non-Pro Disclaimer/Risk

Warm-o-rama
SSH – 30 IC
Michael Phelps – 10 IC
TTT – 10 IC
Willie Mayes Hayes – 10 IC

Mosey kickball pitch

The Thang- Franksball…like kickball, but corrupted by F3. Same kickball rules, only you can only kick with your non-dominant leg. Not bunting. Foul balls = Out. Here are the rewards/penalties

Every pax on base after a play: 5 merkins/pax
Every out: 10 big bois
Every run: 10 Squats
Every 3 outs: 5 burpees

Circle of Trust (COT): Count-o-rama and nam–o-rama
1 Year is a big accomplishment.
“Failing to start” is a real thing. “failing to stick to it” is another. Too many men in our world are overcome by both.
YHC is proud of the men of F3 Tornado Alley for both starting and sticking to it.
Remember to keep EH’ing and giving it away. It is not about how much we can take.

Moleskin
YHC skillfully won the choice of field or hitting in a round of Rochambeau. However, that was about the only thing Team Large Calves won this day. Team Combover took an early lead with 2 nothing at the end of the first inning. They would have had more if it had not been for a stunning double play by Mango.
At the end of the 2nd Inning it looked like the home team was down and out with a score of 6-nil. However the team rallied in the third inning with 4 runs after an destructive left field smash by Gilligan (or was it Fanny Pack). Things were looking up.
However, in the 4th inning Airbag’s shut out Team Ginormous Calves leading Team Dapper Dan to a 7-4 victory.
Announcements
#FNG100 is still going. We are at 81 FNGs with the addition of Fanny Pack! Keep your EH’ing going!!
1st F events:
Thunder Run Sep 25 in OKC. Multiple men have expressed interest. Have 2 signed up, 2x HCs (Geek Squad and Treble Clef). Who else will join.
https://www.nba.com/thunder/thunderrun

2nd F events:

3rd F events:
Upcoming CSAUP
Mark your calendars 30 Sep 1830pm -1Oct @ meh….
Start at Scissortail Park, short beat down, ruck to GZ, short beatdown, ruck to Mitch Park, short beat down. 19.6 miles of sweat, tears, laughs, fun, and fellowship.